Platybelodon died out about 8 million years and is the incredibly attractive ancestor of modern elephants. Their shovel-shaped mouths were once thought to scoop vegetation from the ground, but modern analysis has shown that their tusks were used to cut tougher foliage.
if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away
shipping yourself with a stranger at its finest
Tangentially related historical note: John Ruskin, the 19th century british painter, had never seen a woman naked before he married, only classical nude statues, so he assumed real women were just as smooth and hairless as the statues showed. He refused to touch his wife when she disrobed on their wedding night, saying she was revolting. She was understandably like ‘wtf is wrong with you brb filing for annulment’ and went on to marry his (former) bff and have a long happy marriage with 8 kids. Ruskin died alone and probably still never having gotten over the whole ‘women have hAIR’ thing.
THE MORAL HERE is that you shouldn’t be like John Ruskin b/c he was a tool and also that media has been delivering unrealistic images of female body hair for a depressingly long time. And that Stoya is absolutely right.
*dies suffocating while trying not to cough in public*
Daughter finally stands up to her Dad.
The new Pokemon designs suck. The originals were so much better
Bum Head Fire Duck
Bird With Leek
and who could forget my personal favourite - Some Eggs
you forgot some of my favorites, man
Pile of Shit
Pile of Shit Flipping the Bird
What Even Is This
Oh Shit There’s Like Three Of Them Now
Plantophile’s Wet Dream
I don’t think I even need an introduction for this jacked up fucker
Holy shit our lungs are crazy
I HAVE NO WORDS